i was browsing the oh so famous myspace when i ran into a bulletin that made me laugh..mostly and sadly because it is true. here ya go enjoy..lol
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' (For the woman's response refer to # 3.
this made me laugh..while i was reading i couldn't help but think back to all the times i have done this to mark ( with good reason i should add) which to me is funny...hey man he has is little smart remarks as well..i think ill come up with a list of phrases myself and post it..lol
i cant help and think back though on the many many conversations i have had with friends about us and our men or vice versa..i must say men DO take advantage of the fact that we women take care of everything around the house without much bitching ( yea we do have our days...but come on guys how often do you get on your hands and knees to clean around toilets, scrub at YOUR shit stained underwear, scrub carpets, or clean out the fridge? all the while we do these tasks we are taking care of screaming hyper children who want every second of our attention) i think we women have a right to bitch a little when it comes to us taking care of kids, taking care of the house, cooking and most of us still work ( not me at the moment BUT am looking)..in your defense i will say you guys ( that are not lazy bums anyways) do work hard to provide for our families and do the occasional labor around the house..but just take the time to think about how our jobs are 24/7 where as yours ends after 8 to 10 hours. anyways thus concludes my blogs for the night i think...until next time my friends.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
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