Friday, February 6, 2009

Something special...

I love my daughter more than anything...she is rotten to the core but that is what I love about her. She has the best personality of anyone I know and I know she is going to grow up the best that she is capable of.

Anyways it is picture time!...enjoy.


Me and my baby doll before going to my OB appointment.

Breanna's say "cheese" face...lol



awwww so prettiful. :)

Mark and Breanna. She thinks daddy will love her funny face....and he does.


Breanna's funny face...lol


Hi momma!...Breanna playing with the blankets.



This one is one fine morning Breanna decides to be Mark's alarm clock...he was none too pleased.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Race...interesting

Ok so I was reading some blogs from good ole myspace when I ran into one that was quite interesting....I've had the same feelings about this topic but this guy took the words out of my mouth with this story...enjoy.

Ethnic labels on people are so moronic and trite.


"I'm Italian American" or "I'm Irish, kiss me!"

Who cares?
If you are here, and you legally have the right to be here, then you're an American. Stop trying to be something else, the rest of the world pretty much blows so be happy.


I once heard a great story about this subject matter a few years ago from a friend of mine who worked at the local welfare office. Some dude came in sometime around early 2002, looking for public assistance. He was a college graduate, had a master's degree in engineering if memory serves yet couldn't find a job to save his life. His main problem… his first name was "Osama" and was a dead ringer in the face for "Mohamed Atta."


Turns out that not surprisingly, nobody wanted to hire this asshole because he looked like a terrorist and had the same first name as the motherfucker who orchestrated 9/11. He had all the credentials in the world to find a job, but people were afraid he was sleeper cell material. Remember, this was only months after 9/11 so people were extremely paranoid.


Well, this Osama guy also had a wife and two small kids. His spouse, too, owned a four-year college degree but he refused to let her work because that would obviously make a lot of sense. In this man's mind, his wife's job was sitting at home raising kids not earning real money. For her, having a college degree was as useless as a bullfrog having one. That's how those dudes get down. Women are for babies, men are for pleasure!

Anyway, my friend was making "Osama" fill out a bunch of forms in order for him to get food stamps when my buddy noticed under "race," big "O" put "African American."

My friend, who was black, was dumbfounded and assumed the guy was in error.

"You put down you're African American," my compadre quipped sitting across a desk from "Captain Jihad."

"Yes," Osama shouted back. "I'm from ....Egypt..... ....Egypt.... is in ..Africa... That makes me an African American!"

By golly, the man was right. ....Egypt.... is in ..Africa... Indeed, he was more "African American" than most blacks in this country because he was actually born in the "Dark Continent."

But if you were to look at the guy, the last thing you would think was "African American."

The dude was trying to get an advantage by claiming to be such in order to make things easier for himself. With affirmative action, "African Americans" get some breaks that other may not receive. I'm not going to debate whether or not that's right or wrong, but it is, what it is. But it made me think of something…


Why not claim if you are Caucasian, that you're "African American" on a job application? Who's to say you don't have "South African" heritage or "Zimbabwean" and such? People have a misconception that African is all black folks with a few Arabs mixed in. There are quite a few whities there, especially in the southern part of the continent.


So who's to stop you from doing that? Nobody's going to do a Genealogy background check to see if you truly have family in "....Madagascar....." Hey, it's worth a shot if you need a job bad enough!

Just don't go out and make a demo-tape after you get the job!

(Just kidding)



Ok now that your through reading his story...his name is Dan by the way... It think this is a sad sad fact. Most people judge others by the color of their skin therefore thinking they know where this individual or where their families come from....It is true that when we see someone that has darker skin tones or certain features in general that we think we know everything about them where they come from and sometimes we even think we known them as a person or how they live their lifestyles...its a sad fact and as Americans it makes it worse that we make these assumptions considering we are supposed to be the land of the free blah blah blah..People really need to stop judging other and get in the program of things....jeez.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

WII fit and ignorance

Ok..so i was browsing yahoo featured news when i ran across one that is just idiotic.

http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/the-truth-about-wii-fit-and-weight-loss/1284826

I always said the idea was ingenious compared to the other game systems out there..and IT IS..people are buying these babies like mad since they came out and they still are...its not that expensive and is fun to play..it also does one thing that the other games don't..they get you off your ass. Obviously there are some jealous peoples out there...for more than one reason. The playstation 3 cost around 6oo bucks when it first came out and sony complained about how they are actually losing out buy selling it since each system cost them more than a grand to built. Xbox is just as expensive and microsoft breaks about even with still little profit..were as nintendo is actually making a profit of 8 bucks a system that is sold..its genious cause it proves people do not need all the fancy crap to be content..they can spend a little and get a load of fun out of it and the company gets kudos and profits.
it just seems as though companies are wanting to find something wrong with nintendo..for a while nintendo has been on the back burner and for a change since trhe 90's they are almost back on top.
( people still buy the other systems no matter how retarded and broke they become...may i add that the PS3 has had problems breaking down significantly after the warranty is up?...guess what sony charges 150 to look at the system and to fix minor problems and charge more to fix bigger ones..i swear there is something fishy about it..significantly they are losing out but then all of a sudden the systems break down..may i add it does the same thing?..the blue ray goes out on it OR the system wont come on at all or blinks..everyone i know has had to send their system back after a year...bastards)
i guess what i'm getting at here is it is not nintendo's fault if people spend there money on the Wii and not use it for the fitness purpose like the news article stipulates...it is the owner that had bought it and it is a waste...but to say that hardly anyone uses it is pushing it...i know plently of people use it and have read other reviews and articles stating the Wii is well used all over...it seems to me that they really cant find much wrong so they blame the company instead of the user of the system....this is so childish to me and a low way to try and make other companies feel surperior...people suck.

oh sweet laziness

for the past 3 days and some odd hours i have sat on my ass no joke with the exception of you know taking care of breanna, making dinner, washing dishes, doing some laundry, and picking up the daily run of toys so none of us break our necks...yes i consider this laziness cause it isn't half of what i do on a normal basis....But never fear i have good reason for becoming a sloth..one word TIRED...and for your benefit or for annoyance...PREGNANCY. I have felt like my food is going to force its way back up my throat and out my mouth no matter how much i don't want it to..but instead i just keep the feeling..i have not ben vomitting..just feeling like i am going to...sometimes i wish it would just come up and be over with...i feel likei have no energy for anything at the moment...*sigh*...im looking forward to have another baby but the process kinda sucks at first ( cant wait for that lovely second trimester when all is wonderful..no morning sickness..nice starting of a belly..feeling pretty...come on and hurry up!!)
ok in other news despite my whinning..breanna is doing well..im trying to makeher comprehend the fact of a baby in momma's belly and that she is going to be a big sister of this baby...she seems thrilled but doesnt understand that she cant jump on me anymore..which i must say she isnt happy about...man she is an awesome kid but she is in fact rotten to the core which is something ilove about her ( i can see it now..some guy she is on a date with trying to do some business and my beautiful girl just beat the shit of him for even thinking such naughty things)
well since i really have nothing to say because nothing has actually happened( well im reading alot..i may blog about this later) so goodbye folks until i actually have something of worth to add.

Monday, January 26, 2009

14 year old cop

Wow...I found this article in on yahoo news hilarious...i shall give my reasons why after you read....enjoy

A 14-year-old boy accused of impersonating a police officer and going on patrol for five hours has pleaded not guilty.

The teenager appeared in a Chicago juvenile courtroom on Monday in a purple sweater with his hands cuffed behind his back. A judge ordered that he be held at the juvenile center because he could pose a danger to himself.

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Savvy enough to sign out a police radio and ticket book, a 14-year-old spent hours driving around the city on traffic duty before returning to the station...

Fake Cop Only 14-Years Old

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Rev. Roosevelt Watkins, a South Side Minister, said the arrest was shocking but not a surprise. Watkins and his wife took in the 14-year-old for 11 months after the boy’s mother kicked him out of the house for being defiant.

"He's crying out for someone to help him because he's technically homeless," Watkins.

Rev. Watkins said the teen was arrested in December, 2007 for impersonating a police officer and again last month at the Ford City shopping mall while wearing a police uniform.

On Sunday, Chicago Police said the boy came dressed up in a regulation uniform and worked five hours of a shift at the Grand Crossing District police station. It's unclear where he got the uniform.

"He has a fantasy, he's infatuated with becoming a police officer," Rev. Watkins said.

The boy reportedly was able to get a police radio, ticket book and ride with an officer for several hours before being questioned by a sergeant who realized his true identity. Because the boy had been in a "police explorer" program where he shadowed officers, he was able to follow procedures with out being noticed.

The boy now faces felony charges of impersonating a police officer.

Copyright Associated Press / NBC Chicago



OK peoples...lets try to name whats wrong with this.....they ARRESTED the kid..why?...because of THEIR stupidity...yup that's right..their departments stupidity...i mean HOW can a 14 year old kid get away with wearing a uniform without someone realizing that he isn't old enough?...whats bad about NOT realizing his age is the fact he got an assignment..and lets be honest..they say he wasn't holding a gun...bullshit...sorry if they gave him an assignment..he was holding a gun..or else his "partner" would ( o wait maybe he didn't after all) have realized this and asked the kid WHY he wasn't carrying his weapon..so IF he was indeed carrying a weapon..that IS scary..still the departments fault....if i was this kid's mom i would be irate at the police department for not checking up on this...what he if was assigned something serious and he got killed?...How could the department be so ignorant NOT to know their own officers or check up on new ones maybe coming in from another department...this is scary in more ways than one...it goes to show what people really can get away with and how "safe" we citizens are....was the kid right in doing what he did?..of course not...he needs his ass whipped by his momma and some sort of probation...should HE being getting all the blame though to make the police look better?...NOOO...its not fair and it just goes to show how dirty the systems are...


end of rant

Sunday, January 25, 2009

i love prank phone calls...this one i stole from ebaumsworld.com check it out..they have a bunch of them. i find this one hilarious considering both Mark and i have worked for pizza joints and i would have loved to see any one of my managers getting flustered over this shit.

enjoy folks


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

i did not vanish...

I have had no Internet access is the only explanation i can give. But now I'm back. You don't know what you miss until its gone really is the truth of things isn't it? I swear having no Internet has been like trying to get over an extreme drug addiction. Well I however am glad the the insanity from boredom is now subsiding a bit since i now have Internet again...pathetic i know.

Well...where to start. Christmas wasn't so much of a bust as i thought it would be. Breanna made out like a bandit thanks to family members. She got a little kitchen set and fake play food to go along with it. Mark and i got her a tea set. Both are such a hit and its amazing me that she is still playing with them a month later. She is getting so big on me. She is my little artist. She loves coloring and making hings out of play dough. Pictures of these creations will soon come i promise. She is still my little movie buff, which these days i want to try and get her out of so when i sit down and try to teach her things her attention isn't else where. Oh and her new favorite food is peanuts and or cashews. When she eats them she is in watchful eyes mind you. Her hyperactivity is through the roof..but hey its OK.

As for Mark and I..we are doing alright. Things are still crappy money wise and we still have no car. But somehow we are doing OK. I guess that is more than i can say for some people. We are just letting it go as it comes and deal to try and make things better instead of taking it out on us in an unneeded fight. We are also expecting our second baby. Yea i know i mentioned this last month and also though i miscarried. I find out how far along i am in due time. I have been to the doctor and they seem to think either i am only 6 weeks. Or i am in fact 11 weeks and last month's bleeding just happened as it sometimes does in some cases. They will do an ultrasound here soon to confirm...hopefully they do on Friday when i go to my OB appointment. I am so excited for another baby i could burst. I cant wait for Breanna to be a big sister. I know she will be a great help. Others say she will just be jealous but i honestly think she wont be. Breanna loves to be around other kids and around babies, not to mention she is good with them at her age. If anyone is going to be jealous its going to be Phoenix our cat...hardy har har har.

anyways i think that concludes my post for now...there has been alot to happen but i just cant think right now with my kid pulling at my arm and hearing Horton on TV speak in gibberish.
later folks.